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According to advertising email, this “Full Body Massage Chair” is for sale at a most appropriately named big-box store. Browns fans might want one for their unavailable quarterback as he sits out 11 games, as mandated by the NFL. Good women who provide legitimate private massages should celebrate in the end zone.

The only question: How does this baby service “The Groin”?